Tuesday, June 25, 2002

rum smuggling. gun running. chocolate felonies.

that's right: chocolate pirates smuggle in illegal italian eggs from canada to u.s.a.

and now i've figured out a way to supplement my day job -- matchmaking those lithe, limber, longhaired yoginis with the men who love them.

the male mail is substantial (o.k., so it's 2 so far; that's still a lot, considering. . .); these guys wanna know how to meet that mane of their dreams. only on the net! my answer to them all: get a mat and hit your nearest yoga class a.s.a.p!

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