Friday, October 04, 2002


coffee as a weapon?

that's right -- texas police have arrested a woman who robbed cafes by throwing large cups of hot coffee into the face or on the hands of staff when the cash register was open.

was it a crime or a commentary on the quality of the brew? but seriously, i don't mean to make light of this. it actually boggles my little brain that anyone would think to attack someone with their coffee. i mean, it certainly would never occur to me, although the idea is simple and somewhat obvious. clearly, i simply lack a criminal mind. . .which is probably why i still have to work for a living. . .

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