Friday, November 22, 2002


dudes! figure it out!

articles by young men such as the following in the student newspaper of the university of california's chico campus always amaze me (& i was actually moved to tell 'em so):

"but if i get past the 'twisting,' into anything more serious. . . . go ahead and alert my loved ones."

has the culture of computer gaming so attenuated the modern male? wake up! yoga is a babe magnet: chicks like guys who do yoga. yoga class will be filled with 99% attractive girls in very little clothing bending every which way. what part of this don't you understand?

even if you as a guy had ego problems about standing on one leg, just the thought of all the partner work so popular in yoga classes now should be enough. that's right you joystick jockeys: you not only get to look at 'em, you're gonna get to touch 'em as well.

and then they will sincerely thank you for it. since when is meeting and talking to girls not a major priority of most guys? or as a recent-college-grad girl in my office noted sadly: "guys these days have only 1 thing on their minds -- pizza."

whenever i meet guys who seem to feel that yoga is for wimps, i just want to send 'em links to all the articles here about the football, golf, tennis, basketball, baseball, and even snooker champions who do yoga. not to mention the rock and movie stars, like current makes-the-young-girls-swoon prize-winner, tobey mcguire of spiderman fame. guys, yoga is where ya wanna be!

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